A comic I did with this headcanon-ish thing because of the update and after I saw people getting pissed about Cronus’ douchebaggery. THE ART AND COLORING IS REALLY REALLY AWFUL IM SORRY-I MEAN YEAH THATS THE LOOK I WAS GOING FOR YUP! (side note, this isn’t a shipping comic. You can take it however you want but I definitely intended for this to be strictly platonic)
EDIT: HIS CIG IS LIT BECAUSE SYMBOLISM GEEZE GUYS
since when does sollux make wine
LITERALLY LIKE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
a challenger has arrived
i CaN’t MoThEr FuCkInG hEaR yOu AlL i’M tOo MoThEr FuCkInG dRuNk!
ok but are we going to talk about this
scuse u all but did you liek forget who u were messin wit
we have a winner
So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.
90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.
Oh my god D:
here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself
I heard that some records made during the 30s had laughter on them because they believed that listening to laughter would make others laugh along.
My God, they were wrong.
i just scared the fuck out of myself
Play this outside your house on halloween.