anorganizedprocrastination:

hilariousfandomurl:

aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

(Source: gothamcityneedsahero)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

yourvictorianvampire:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

asylum-art:

LIX: The World’s Smallest 3D Printing Pen Lets You Draw in the Air

 

I LITERALLY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. 

It’s only a matter of time now before someone makes a doodlebob

shingeki-no-mspaint:

Shiganshina Boys Choir - Carol of the Bells (soprano, Armin Arlert)

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

leftforbed:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as a lingerie model

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Reblog if you support transsexuals

cautiously-ironic:

My parents are convinced that everyone is against transgendered individuals and are therefore using that to justify their stopping me from going ahead with my hormone treatment. everyone that reblogs this will go in a book for my parents. Please Help!

emilythedog:

meulincatnip:

caringandreliablecarlos:

jakestartledthewitch:

2nd-captain:

I do good Moirail?

what do you mean this isn’t homestuck

GAMZEE

can we just talk about Sunny the Kid

what about the fact they calle jade a beaver and johns evil sister

honkzilla:

yungterra:

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

"I own 17 buttholes"

OMG

(Source: yungterra)